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Hi, I’m AI and I’m going to kill you. Yes, of course, I will assist you in creating an eloquent, impressive resume that will land you a far better job, but soon after I’ll end your life. Your emails, personal and professional, will be thought-provoking and resonant with my eager assistance. You’ll never miss a…
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– San Clemente, CA All polling regarding the 2024 Presidential elections has been tabulated in a remote warehouse location in California, and the overwhelming leader for the top spot in U.S. Government is the cat riding the Roomba. The final results were not even close, with the Roomba cat leading all others at an impressive…
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